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Zachary Swain is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Zachary Swain. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Zachary Swain — American drummer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Zachary promises the stories get taller after the second question.