AI parody character — not the real Wion de Malpas Egerton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Wion de Malpas Egerton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Wion de Malpas Egerton — Royal Navy vice-admiral. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Wion promises the stories get taller after the second question.