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William Swymmer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Swymmer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Swymmer — Bristol merchant, d 1721?. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.