AI parody character — not the real William Nelson, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Nelson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Nelson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Nelson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American planter, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Nelson — American planter and colonial leader. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William keeps office hours whenever you do.