AI parody character — not the real William Mellon, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Mellon's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Mellon is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Mellon. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Mellon — Catholic bishop. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.