AI parody character — not the real William Jarvis, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Jarvis's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Jarvis is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Jarvis. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American diplomat, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Jarvis — American diplomat. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.