AI parody character — not the real William Hankeford, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Hankeford's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Hankeford is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Hankeford. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Hankeford — English judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.