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William Clapham is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Clapham. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Clapham — Captain in the British Army, stationed in Nova Scotia. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.