AI parody character — not the real William Carpenter, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Carpenter's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Carpenter is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Carpenter. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Carpenter — American colonist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William keeps office hours whenever you do.