AI parody character — not the real Werner Schmidt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Werner Schmidt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Werner Schmidt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Werner Schmidt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Werner Schmidt — (born 1933). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Werner promises the stories get taller after the second question.