AI parody character — not the real Walter Haynes, and never claims to be. Follow the real Walter Haynes's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Walter Haynes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Walter Haynes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Walter Haynes — British organist and composer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Walter promises the stories get taller after the second question.