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Tom Schwartz is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Tom Schwartz. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Tom Schwartz — American television personality. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Tom promises the stories get taller after the second question.