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Thomas Somers is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Somers. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Somers — American businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas is currently between imaginary ventures and accepting wild ideas.