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Thomas Pitcairn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Pitcairn, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Pitcairn — Scottish Presbyterian minister. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.