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Thomas Pfeilstöcker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Pfeilstöcker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The footballer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Pfeilstöcker — footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Thomas about the one that got away; bring snacks.