AI parody character — not the real Thomas Neill, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Neill's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Neill is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Neill. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero morning laps.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Neill — Australian swimmer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.