AI parody character — not the real Thomas Keate, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Keate's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Keate is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Keate. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British surgeon, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Keate — British surgeon. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.