AI parody character — not the real Thomas Heaton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Heaton's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Thomas Heaton

Thomas Heaton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Heaton. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Heaton — English footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas keeps office hours whenever you do.

HeartAdd to a group

Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Thomas Heaton is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Thomas Heaton is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

More like Thomas