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Thomas Guard is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Guard. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Guard — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas keeps office hours whenever you do.
Thomas Guard is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.