AI parody character — not the real Thomas Burke, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Burke's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Burke is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Burke. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The United States Navy sailor with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Burke — United States Navy sailor and a recipient of the United States military's highest decoration, the Medal of Honor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.