AI parody character — not the real Thomas Branch, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Branch's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Branch is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Branch. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Branch — British writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.