AI parody character — not the real Thomas Bird, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Bird's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Bird is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Bird. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Fur trader with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Bird — Fur trader. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.