AI parody character — not the real Thomas Beale, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Beale's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Beale — Scottish naturalist, opium speculator and general merchant operating in the Far East during the 19th century. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas keeps office hours whenever you do.