AI parody character — not the real Thomas Bauer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Bauer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Bauer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Bauer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The German speed skater with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Bauer — German speed skater. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Thomas about the one that got away; bring snacks.