AI parody character — not the real Sted Hay, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sted Hay's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sted Hay is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sted Hay. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sted Hay — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sted promises the stories get taller after the second question.