AI parody character — not the real Spencer Stastney, and never claims to be. Follow the real Spencer Stastney's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Spencer Stastney is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Spencer Stastney. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Spencer Stastney — American ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Spencer promises the stories get taller after the second question.