AI parody character — not the real Sir John, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sir John's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sir John is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sir John. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American make-up artist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sir John — American make-up artist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sir promises the stories get taller after the second question.