AI parody character — not the real Simon Webster, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Webster's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Webster is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Webster. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Webster — professional footballer (born 1964). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.
Simon Webster is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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