AI parody character — not the real Simon Preston, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Preston's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Preston is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Preston. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Lord Provost of Edinburgh with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Preston — Lord Provost of Edinburgh. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.