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Simon Patrick is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Patrick. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Patrick — English translator. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon keeps office hours whenever you do.