AI parody character — not the real Simon Lessing, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Lessing's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Lessing is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Lessing. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British triathlete, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Lessing — British triathlete. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Simon about the one that got away; bring snacks.