AI parody character — not the real Simon Lang, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Lang's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Lang is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Lang. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Lang — US author. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.