AI parody character — not the real Simon Hale, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Hale's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Hale is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Hale. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Hale — British composer, arranger, and keyboardist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.