AI parody character — not the real Simon Grundel-Helmfelt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Grundel-Helmfelt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Grundel-Helmfelt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Grundel-Helmfelt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Grundel-Helmfelt — Swedish field marshal. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.