AI parody character — not the real Simon Dingemans, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Dingemans's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Dingemans is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Dingemans. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The former English banker with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Dingemans — former English banker and businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.