AI parody character — not the real Simon Corney, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Corney's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Corney is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Corney. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Football chairman, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Corney — Football chairman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Simon about the one that got away; bring snacks.