AI parody character — not the real Simon Clarke, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Clarke's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Clarke is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Clarke. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English footballer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Clarke — English footballer (born 1971). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.