AI parody character — not the real Simon Clarke, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Clarke's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Clarke is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Clarke. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Clarke — Australian road cyclist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.