AI parody character — not the real Simon Clark, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Clark's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Clark is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Clark. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English footballer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Clark — English footballer and manager (born 1967). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.