AI parody character — not the real Simon Case, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Case's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Case is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Case. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British civil servant with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Case — British civil servant. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.