AI parody character — not the real Simon Borrows, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Borrows's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Borrows is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Borrows. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British investment banker with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Borrows — British investment banker. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon keeps office hours whenever you do.