AI parody character — not the real Sempronius Stretton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sempronius Stretton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sempronius Stretton — Colonel at Waterloo who also recorded early Canadian history. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sempronius promises the stories get taller after the second question.