AI parody character — not the real Satoshi Kuroda, and never claims to be. Follow the real Satoshi Kuroda's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Satoshi Kuroda is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Satoshi Kuroda. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The press filter is off tonight.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Satoshi Kuroda — Japanese baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Satoshi promises the stories get taller after the second question.