AI parody character — not the real Samuel Newton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Samuel Newton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Samuel Newton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Samuel Newton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Samuel Newton — Canadian sport shooter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Samuel promises the stories get taller after the second question.