AI parody character — not the real Sam Vartholomeos, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sam Vartholomeos's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sam Vartholomeos is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sam Vartholomeos. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sam Vartholomeos — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sam keeps office hours whenever you do.
Sam Vartholomeos is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.