AI parody character — not the real Robert Watson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Watson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Watson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Watson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British sailor, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Watson — British sailor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.