AI parody character — not the real Robert Thomas, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Thomas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Thomas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Thomas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American football player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Thomas — American football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Robert about the one that got away; bring snacks.