AI parody character — not the real Robert Patterson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Patterson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Patterson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Patterson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Patterson — Union United States Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.