AI parody character — not the real Robert Eenhoorn, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Eenhoorn's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Eenhoorn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Eenhoorn. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Eenhoorn — Dutch former professional baseball player and manager. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Robert about the one that got away; bring snacks.