AI parody character — not the real Richard Barton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Richard Barton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Richard Barton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Richard Barton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Richard Barton — English settler in New Zealand. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Richard promises the stories get taller after the second question.